We're Not Alone

Conversation with my Friend Russell over the phone Sunday night:

Russell: "Hey what are you doing?"
Me: "Just sitting at home."
Russell: "I need you to come run some errands with me. I'll be there in 15 minutes"
Me: "Ok"
15 minutes later....

Russell: "Hey I just pulled up. I'm in the silver van"
Me: "I'll be right out"
I hop in the van and Russell quickly locks the doors. He looks at me and says: "So...we're not alone..."
Me: "Russell are you kidding me?!"

Yep...sure enough there was a corpse in the back of the van...the head was about 6 inches away from my arm. Russell works for the mortuary here in Cedar City and had to deliver a body to Beaver Sunday night, and kidnapped me for the ride. I told him that if he ever did that to me again, to consider our friendship over.

Check List

Here is my check list for the first day of the semester:

Apple, celery and yogurt for breakfast. Check.
Cold shower. Check.
On time to class. Check.
Professors who are NOT from the United States. Check.
Professor who vaguely resembles Tim Curry. Check.
Someone who I knew all 4 years of high school who is MY age calling me by my brother's name. Check.
Weirdo music majors. Check.
Finding out I'm a little rusty in the music department. Check.
Bow tie (which I tied myself). Check.
Solidify the venue for Sigma Chi formal. Check.
Play the Wii. Check.
Switch over gas bill under my name. Check.
Nap. Check.
First chapter meeting of the semester. Check.