Conversation with my Friend Russell over the phone Sunday night:
Russell: "Hey what are you doing?"
Me: "Just sitting at home."
Russell: "I need you to come run some errands with me. I'll be there in 15 minutes"
Me: "Ok"
15 minutes later....
Russell: "Hey I just pulled up. I'm in the silver van"
Me: "I'll be right out"
I hop in the van and Russell quickly locks the doors. He looks at me and says: "So...we're not alone..."
Me: "Russell are you kidding me?!"
Yep...sure enough there was a corpse in the back of the van...the head was about 6 inches away from my arm. Russell works for the mortuary here in Cedar City and had to deliver a body to Beaver Sunday night, and kidnapped me for the ride. I told him that if he ever did that to me again, to consider our friendship over.
